tyleroakley:

I want this above my fireplace.

(via nigelpooberry)

absentloversthings:

(Source: heartattack-in-blackhairdye, via phaandemonium)

(Source: shit-thatblows, via llamabites)

astral-0bservatory:

pizza:

having pizza for dinner yay

you sick cannibal

(via this-cats-meow)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public

we’re just like

YOU ARE FAN

I AM FAN

FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN

(via shieps)

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

(via shieps)

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

(Source: plantkitten, via nigelpooberry)

high-blogging:

i feel uncomfortable

(Source: horseypotato, via thatpwoperbellamyzeta)

(Source: 1800killmyself, via fefeferi)

nobody-knows-nothing:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

(via literally-panicattacks)

(Source: tonyandzivauk, via michaelboobs)

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible 

can we do it again i blinked

(via llamabites)

(Source: uncontrollablecreature, via that-hufflepuff)

thelittleturtleduck:

doctoroket:

kakarikovillage:

the snack that smiles back

children

what is wrong with this website

(via nigelpooberry)

misscherry:

meowlingquimm:

butts-disease:

johnisdollywood:

I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash.

god

fucking

dammit

this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home

this is so stupid why am I laughing

(Source: hamza-in-wonderland, via fefeferi)